Here it is, finally all put together for your listening enjoyment.
The Duct Cleaning Omnibus edition of Doug vs the Phone.
BTW… I’m not sure that it is really an Omnibus. More of a short bus if anything…
cheers
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I offer some notes on “John’s” script reading as he calls me from the air duct cleaning company.
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I know an old lady who swallowed a fly…
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Jennifer and Ryan are the crack marketing team at what appears to be Complete Home Services… or is it Infinity Duct Cleaning?
Jennifer is a patient person, with limits.
Ryan is a whiz at company names and websites, but sucks at telephone numbers and addresses.
What their “company” can offer you:
Serge is frustrated by Jennifer, Ryan and the likes of them. He has since had to rename his company to Mercury Duct Cleaning, thanks in part, to their crazy shenanigans. I will give him the benefit of the doubt… for now.
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I receive yet another Duct Cleaning phone call from a “company” with the very imaginative name of “The Duct Cleaning Company” but they hang up before I can have any sort of real deep conversation about marketing, websites and SEO with them.
Later, I receive a call from an actual company that apparently has a brick and mortar ‘store front’ here in Toronto. Eco Energy Home Services has returned to my phone even after telling them that I do not want calls from them and reminding them to consult the DNC list over a year ago. Memories are short for this company apparently…. or they just don’t give a crap.
Cheers!
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Here’s a quickie for your Friday afternoon listening pleasure.
Comes complete with a story! You lucked out “Rich”. (see this comment)
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A different kind of call this week from a telemarketer selling home security monitoring. He claims to be from Chubb Edwards and clearly is not. Thanks for subscribing and thanks for the kind tweets and comments.
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A series of phone calls from my friends over at Hercules Pharmacy.
The audio equivalent of Viagra and an interview for a co-host.
Thanks for listening!
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From the Hercules Pharma website. Notice the spelling.
I achieve a new record in “helpful” to “cussing” speeds by a telemarketer.
Happy New Year!
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This week on Doug versus the phone, a telemarketer calls into the podcast as we are talking about erectile dysfunction. He seems a bit confused.
Thanks for listening.
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Victor turns Down Rush tickets as he seems to have called in to some sort of a morning zoo radio show.
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